Noise Policing Techniques

The Art of Being a Bureaucratic Brawler

Learn the secrets of effective noise policing from the experts: Balthazar McSnarl, renowned noise polisman extraordinaire.

Techniques include:

• 1. Whispering in the Lobby - A delicate dance of persuasion.
• 2. Accidental Earplugs - A stealthy approach.
• 3. Mind Numbing Lectures - A soothing balm for the soul.
• 4. Obfuscating Receipts - A creative spin.

Enroll in Advanced Noise Police Training for more techniques.